Love Me, I’m a Liberal (2012)
I cried when they shot Gabbie Giffords
Her loss was the same as mine
I cried when we lost Ted Kennedy
He was the last one of us with a spine
But the Pakistanis got what was coming
They knew of Bin Laden the whole time!
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So love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal
I went to the Jon Stewart rallies
A prius is my next new car
I love working class people
I just bought a Pabst at the bar!
But don’t talk about revolution
That’s going a bit too far